a cow's salad


ma: you want salad?
dad: yea
ma hands dad a bag of salad (no fork,no bowl, nada)
dad: this is barbaric what are we cows grazing?
05:32 pm, by mi88yrissapooh 1

you spelled masturbate wrong. uneducated fool.


no shit bitch it was on purpose learn how to read the blog and u would understand btw since your sticking up for the chick who couldn’t spell tumblr why don’t you let her know that she could have found a better way. any other bullshit you want to come at me with?

p.s. check my stats I’m very educated. If you weren’t so worried on the correct spelling of masturbate maybe somebody would have given you brain ;) KNOWLEDGE

05:07 pm, question from Anonymous, answered by mi88yrissapooh

Bluntness = Open Honesty

A lot of people hate that im blunt; but love it. I was raised why force others to waste there time on the unknown? Its not nice.If you know something they don’t tell them. Its called looking out for somebody, being a friend and all that jazz. Why sugarcoat shit? Yea there is a time and place for everything but those minutes/hours im perfecting the perfect sweet speech of a bad situation to say to you im wasting life we could be living and somethings cant be sugar coated. i believe that when it comes to the truth its black and white. it shouldn’t be the truth to this person is different then the truth to somebody else. If it is like that then it just becomes mushed up facts, theories and opinions. By the time it comes out of a persons sugar coated decoder your not getting the truth anymore, not even the watered down version. its like the telephone game we learned as a kid. At the end everybody is confused, hurt and fucked up and for what? All because nobody had the balls to stand up and put all the cards out on the table. Well for everybody that hates the blunt girl, keep on hating me but recognize that without people like me you would never know the truth. We keep the world moving. Its not the truth that you hate hearing, its the pain and loneliness you deal with after the truth is out.

12:22 pm, by mi88yrissapooh

 If you’re still bragging about yesterday, you must not’ve done very much today

02:05 pm, by mi88yrissapooh 2

elledark:

Banksy on Advertising

“People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are “The Advertisers” and they are laughing at you.

You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.

Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.

You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.”

~ Banksy

  01:59 pm, reblogged  by mi88yrissapooh 4750

My relationship warning.

Never go with somebody who would do something to hurt you regardless of how you felt….

cheating. If you go with somebody and yall have different beliefs on what cheating is it will be tricky from the start but yall can work if and only if yall both agree to honor each others “cheat codes”. If yall refuse to come together on this end the relationship, you are just going to be hurt in the end.

11:31 am, by mi88yrissapooh

Last night I had a dream that I had just one tittie and it was super hug (nice tho lol) when I woke up I reliezed it was because just one of my titties was out of my shirt. Now I’m scared to go to sleep.

01:17 am, by mi88yrissapooh

I see dead people.

I got all this stuff to do at my other house and im stuck over here with the walking dead.

I see dead people.

Don’t steal my soul.

11:49 am, by mi88yrissapooh

its-ayjay:

numbed-heart:

jayfluent:

“Lies Black Girls Tell

“My maaaan just came outta jaaaaail” askaflak omg

“Dat ASSSSSSS” hahahahaha

07:50 pm, reblogged  by mi88yrissapooh 2981